OG Talk — Blog of Orgasmic Guy

Yesterday it didn’t rain — until later. That meant we had to trim the trees or forget it as after next week it will be too late and we’d be stuck with the brush all winter. So, I got one of those pole saws that reaches twelve feet, borrowed a friend’s extension ladder and climbed [...]

I’ve had this joking banter with a friend recently about being flaccid. It’s a joke really. The word has an interesting sound to it, and like it should, it sounds weak, limp. Contrast the sound of flaccid with tumescent (swelling). Every guy would rather be tumescent, right? Isn’t every man’s dread to grow flaccid at [...]

I attempted suicide last night. That’s right. I tried to kill myself with two tablespoons of all-natural peanut butter on two slices of 12-grain bread.

What the heck is happening in my world when I can almost honestly say that? I’m home alone, my libido is rampant, my wife is four nights out of town, and [...]

Have you ever been to a gathering where there’s supposed to be a discussion time and the moderator asks, “Who would like to begin?” Then follows either an incredibly uncomfortable silence or a domineering person pipes up and occupies the rest of the time with irrelevent babble. The problem? How to begin.

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